Shopping

Bags
It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large order.   As the harried looking clerk lifted the final bag for her, its bottom gave way, sending the contents crashing to the floor.
"They just don't make these bags like they used to," the clerk blurted to the customer.   "That was supposed to happen in your driveway!"

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Last One
A New Mom took her baby daughter to the supermarket for the first time.   She dressed her in pink from head to toe.   At the store, she placed her in the shopping cart and put her purchases around her.   At the checkout line a small boy and his mother were ahead of them.   The child was crying and begging for some special treat.   He wants some candy or gum and his mother won't let him have any, she thought.   Then she heard his mother's reply.   "No!" she said, looking in her direction.   "You may not have a baby sister today.   That lady got the last one!"