Pickles and Stupid Questions

Q: What is the difference between a pickle and a psychiatrist?
A: If you don't know you should stop talking to your pickle!

Q. Why did the cucumber need a lawyer?
A. Because it was in a pickle!

Q: What do you call a pickle who is a bad loser?
A: A sour pickle!

Q. What is green and dangerous?
A. A thundering herd of pickles!

Q. What's green and sour and swims in an aquarium?
A. A trop-pickle fish!

Q: What do you call a frozen pickle hanging from the roof?
A: An Icepickle!

Q. What is green and pecks on trees?
A. Woody Wood Pickle!

Stupid Questions
These supposedly appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune and are
from court transcripts.

Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

Were you alone or by yourself?

Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

So, you were gone until you returned?

You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?

Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?