Elephant Jokes and Other Silliness

Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?

Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
A. Open door.

Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
A: Open door and remove elephant.

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with peanut butter?
A: An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

Q: What's green and sings rock and roll?
A: Elvis Parsley.

Q: What's red and white and goes pockety pockety BANG pockety BANG pockety pockety pockety sputter sputter BANGITY BANGITY BANG BANG sputter pockety POP POW pockety ockety pockety pockety pockety pockety pockety pockety pockety pockety pockety
A: An outboard raddish.

Q: What's the difference between a pickle and an elephant?
A: Elephants are grey.

Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburned zebra.

Q: What's black & white & black & white & black & white & black & white & blue?
A: A zebra falling down stairs.

Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A newspaper.

Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
A: By the footprints in the butter.