Musicians and Some Ponderables

A man was telling his friend about his upstairs neighbors. "They started to jump up and down on the floor at five o'clock in the morning!"

His friend asked, "well, didn't that disturb you? Didn't you complain?

"No-it didn't disturb me. I was practicing my trumpet."

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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in what happens to the other penny?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

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