Great Quotes

I envy University Professors. They are paid to question people who know nothing but try very hard to say something, while I have to question people who know everything but do their utmost to say nothing at all.
Piercamillo Davigo, Italian Judge investigating corrupt politicians

It is not who votes that counts, but who counts the votes.
Josif Stalin

Married men live longer than single men, but they are a lot more willing to die.
Unknown

The reason why people appear bright until you hear them speak is that light travels faster than sound.
Unknown

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Milton Berle

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
Billy Wilder

The secret of success is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake those, you've got it made. Groucho Marx